The Holy Book of Promos

Dear Reader,
Hello! I am the Holy Book of Promos! I know, I look a lot older than I probably am, but you see...there were three girls who "man-handled" me through much of their Jr. High years. Boy have I got stories to tell you, or should I say promos to tell you. Well, these three crazy girls took the time out of their school days and even their week-ends to write random promos for some of their favorite tv shows. And let me just say that one girl *cough*cough* Andrea *cough*cough* had some pretty eccentric things to say. For example "Don't forget to put your pants on" or "the naked ice sculpture". But we will keep her identity anonymous. Anyway, now I reside in Tobie's desk drawer covered in dust because these three girls have moved on to bigger, better, hopefully more mature things and I will remain hidden from the rest of the world.
Farewell,
The Holy Book of Promos